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Seth Macfarlane, is back in cinemas 30th May and to celebrate the release of A Million Ways To Die In The West, we’ve decided to give you our 10 reasons why TED could have made it as a cowboy.

This will make you laugh out loud.

1. He’s seen tons of westerns. Mostly while stoned, but still.

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2. He would look great in a cowboy hat.

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3. Bullets aren’t much of a problem for him. A few stitches and he’s good as new, so your guns just won’t work.

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4. Prostitutes love him.

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5. He’d be a hit at the Saloon, whether he’s singing along to the piano or just downing whiskey.

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6. His height gives him the advantage in any duel. Smaller target. Plus with a mouth like that he can spit out bullets like 50 cent.

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7. There aren’t too many thunderstorms (his only fear) in the old west.

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8. If times are tough, a talking bear would be a hit at the fair.

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9. There’s nothing scarier than a bear on a wanted poster.

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10. Nobody is better at playing dead in a dangerous situation than Ted.

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