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Justin Bieber gets dissed by Kevin Hart at other celebs at Roast

Justin Bieber is the latest celeb to fall pray to the Comedy Roast series. Airing on March the 30th you will see roast master Kevin Hart, Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O’Neal, Pete Davidson, Natasha Leggero, Ludacris, Jeff Ross and Martha Stewart roasting skewering and ripping into Justin Bieber.

Comedy Kevin Hart started out by saying, “Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time ago — give the boy an ass-whuppin he deserves.”

“Orlando Bloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called Girlfriend, you threw eggs at a house – not gangsta.

“The man proves we’re protecting the wrong border.”

Hart also ripped into his fans.

“Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one.”

But Bieber had a comeback of his own in store for Hart.

“Kevin Hart is so short, he calls Lil Wayne, Wayne.” Ouch.

Jokes started flying with Bill Cosby, Paul Walker (although the audience didn’t receive these well) popping up quite frequently during the roast.

Snoop Dogg dissed Hannibal Buress saysing, “You’re the only Bill Cosby accuser making money off of it,”. and said to Justin “Justin, you’re so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right,”.

Pete Davidson said “Just this past year, Justin got arrested for drag racing, Unfortunately, it wasn’t with Paul Walker.”

Martha Stewart who fielded jokes for serving jailtime a few years ago, even taught Bieber how to make a prison shank out of a comb and a pack of gum, and earned a standing ovation for her set.

Ludacris said “He may have turned 21, but Justin will always be a baby to me, since babies [urinate] everywhere and never know when to shut up,” and “Justin Bieber wants to be black so bad, he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theatres.”

Justin Bieber however, ended the show on a redeeming note stating, “There was really no preparing me for this life,” he explained onstage. “I was thrown into this at 12 years old, and I didn’t really know what I was getting myself into. There’s been moments I’m really proud of and a lot of moments I look back and I’m pretty disappointed with myself for. But the things that I’ve done really don’t define who I am. I’m a kind-hearted person who loves people and, through it all, lost some of my best qualities. For that, I’m sorry. But what I can say is that I’m looking forward to being someone you can look at and be proud of.”

For more info go to comedycentral.co.uk

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