For anyone who has ever began dating uncomfortably close to Valentine’s Day. Flower deliveries at work, Spotify playlists, Instagram jealousy, no other holiday brings out the differing expectations between men and women more. This video takes a funny look at our expectations.

Love is in the air, but what do the two sexes really want from this romantic day? Thanks to the scientific art of making sweeping generalizations and handy statistics, we found out!